afrotc-l: STUPID PEOPLE

> Signs For The Stupid
> >
> > Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say,
> > "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would
> > you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like,
> > "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your
> > sign."
> >
> > It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was
> > full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our
> > driveway. My friend comes over and says "Hey, you
> > moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or
> > twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's
> > your sign."
> >
> > A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of
> > mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up
> > this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the
> > dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope -
> > Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
> >
> > I was watching one of those animal shows on the
> > Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark
> > bite suit. And there's only one way to test it.
> > "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks
> > good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks,
> > and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well,
> > all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."
> >
> > Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one
> > of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant
> > walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR
> > he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. said,
> > "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just
> > swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."
> >
> > We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy
> > came over to the house and drove the car around for
> > about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets
> > out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust
> > pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been
> > wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
> >
> > I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of
> > adventure. Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the height of a
> > bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out
> > no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
> > eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He
> > went through his basic questioning..ok..no problem. I
> > thought sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he
> > asked "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help
> > myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and
> > then back to him and said "no I'm delivering' a
> > bridge...here's your sign."
> >