afrotc-l: Fwd: El ultimo chiste de "el conflicto"

> > > > > Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban

> > > > > leader, and George W.

> > > > > Bush agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of

> > > > > talks in a new

> > > > > anti-terrorism process. When George sits down, he

> > > > > notices three buttons

> > > > > on the arm of Akhund's chair. They begin talking.

> > > > >

> > > > > After about five minutes Akhund presses the first

> > > > > button. A boxing glove

> > > > >

> > > > > springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in

> > > > > the face. Annoyed,

> > > > > Bush carries on talking as Akhund laughs. A few

> > > > > minutes later the

> > > > > second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes

> > > > > out and kicks Bush

> > > > > in the shin. Again Akhund laughs, and again George

> > > > > carries on talking,

> > > > > not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace

> > > > > between the two

> > > > > countries. But when the third button is pressed and

> > > > > another boot comes

> > > > > out and kicks Bush square in the privates, he's

> > > > > finally had enough.

> > > > >

> > > > > "I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells the Afghan.

> > > > > "We'll finish these

> > > > >

> > > > > talks in Washington in two weeks!"

> > > > >

> > > > > A fortnight passes and Akhund flies to the United

> > > > > States for talks.

> > > > >

> > > > > As the two men sit down, Akhund notices three

> > > > > buttons on Bush's chair

> > > > > arm and prepares himself for the Texan's

> > > > > retaliation. They begin talking

> > > > >

> > > > > and George presses the first button. Akhund ducks,

> > > > > but nothing happens.

> > > > > George snickers but they continue talking. A few

> > > > > minutes later he

> > > > > presses the second button. Akhund jumps up, but

> > > > > again nothing happens.

> > > > > Bush roars with laughter. They continue the talks

> > > > > but when the third

> > > > > button is pressed, Akhund jumps up again, but again

> > > > > nothing happens.

> > > > >

> > > > > Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.

> > > > >

> > > > > "Forget this," says Akhund. "I'm going back to

> > > > > Afghanistan!"

> > > > >

> > > > > George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What

> > > > > Afghanistan??"

>Javier Arias

>Jarias@jgautomotive.com