Attention all:
This is Cadet Major Box. On multiple occasions at my residence (which is also the home of Cadet Major Lilley) the light bulb on our front porch has been taken. While this may not seem like a big deal to some, I take it seriously because these are the multicolored light bulbs that are expensive. Cadet Major Lilley and I use these multicolored lights to allow people to locate our apartment when they are coming over for the first time. The cost of replacing these bulbs is becoming unacceptable. If this is a prank, then thank you for the attention and return my property; however, if my light bulb is not returned by 17:00 on Thursday I will assume that there is a thief around my apartment complex, and I will notify the proper authorities i.e. the police that someone has STOLEN my property. If you think I'm joking, think again. If a cadet has taken my property and will not give it back, then they need to reconsider whether or not they need to be in the United States Air Force, or perhaps an unfavorable police report can reconsider that for him or her.
-Cadet Major Box
