chialpha-l: A little humor

["Jeff 'Liljoe' Cartwright" <jwc4@ra.msstate.edu>]

I thought you guys would enjoy this:


A burglar broke into a house one holiday night.  Shining his flashlight on
the floor in the dark, he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching you."  He
looked around the room nervously, whook his head and kept looking for
valuables.  He again heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you."  This
time the burglar shined his light all over and it finally rested on a
parrot.

He asked "Did you say that?"

The parrot admitted that he had. "I'm just trying to warn you is all."

The burglar said. "Warn me, huh? A parrot? Who are you? What's your name?"

"Moses."

"Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"

The bird answered, "I don't know; I guess the same folks that would name a
Rottweiler 'Jesus'"........

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I know it's kind of corny but I am sure I got a smile out of some of you
guys.  Have a great week, and may God bless you at every turn.

In Him,

Jeff


 /----\   Jeffrey W. Cartwright
       |* The Famous Maroon Band - Mississippi State University
      / * Email:  Jwc4@Ra.MsState.Edu  AIM: Liljoedog             __|__  
    /     Kappa Kapppa Psi National Honorary Band Fraternity        |
  /       Epsilon Chapter (Zeta Class Fall 1997)                    |
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"No Weapon that is fashioned against you shall prosper,
and you shall confute every tongue that rises against you in judgement.
Thus is the inheritance of the servants of the LORD and their vindication
from me, says the LORD."  --Isaiah 54:17