chialpha-l: (no subject)

[Ben4Him25@aol.com]

In my ever-vigilant guest for knowledge, I have stumbled upon a few gems.  These rare treasures of wisdom are timeless and should be reguarded  as the pinacle of philosophy:

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

or

Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that."

and finally

If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.

If you are as speechless as I am after reading these pearls of wisdom, just take a deep breath and relax, let the enlightenment permeate your entire being....ben

ps let me know what you think-if you can put it into words.