chialpha-l: A WORD OF THE WISE

[Daniel Sours <Daniel.Sours@Cecobuildings.net>]

Fellow XA members. As I sit here today, munching on my rice krispies treat
and drinking my milkshake, this thought was drawn from my memory and I
thought it only fair to pass on.

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe
you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free
dummy. 

How true. How true. I also realized something else.

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they
don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when
somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?!" 

Also if someone wants a way to make money, I would encourage you to write a
story. You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. 

Well, that is about all of the words of the wise I have for you today. I
don't know what came over me. Ponder these things for true happiness.
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