chialpha-l: Wisdom For The Day

[Matthew Raley <mwr2@ra.msstate.edu>]

Ben and Daniel,

You have graced us with priceless gems of unheralded truth.  I speak on the 
behalf of the group when I say thank you for enlightening us.  Thank you for 
not selfishly hording the grand truths which God has so graceously brought to 
your attention.  As a fellow brother in our never ceasing search for insight, I 
also have stumbled upon some interesting truths.


As I pondered our mighty nations pounding of the Taliban, this truth occured to 
me.  It would be a really rotten day if you saw a plane drop its cargo, and in 
thinking that it was one of those relief packages full of Snickers, Twinkies, 
and propagada messages, you accidentily caught a 500 lb bomb instead.  Man, 
that would ruin my day.  

On that same note, what if you were the Taliban leader's food tester and you 
were late for work so you parallel parked your camel behind his armored 
personel carrier.  I don't think your camel insurance package would cover 
that.  I guess you could make the best of it and have camel ribs for dinner.

I am glad that the terrorist aren't very smart, or they might put anthrax on 
those "scratch and sniff" stickers that elementary kids get when they make 
an 'A.'

If you wanted to hide something from Osama Bin Laden you could put it under a 
bar of soap.  I bet he can't find dates for the cave parties he throws because 
no one will get near him since he hasn't bathed in five years.  You would think 
our sophisticated radar could detect stinch.

I hope you guys enjoyed these flashes of humorous insight.  On a serious note, 
please pray for me.  I think I am going to have to go to the doctor because my 
lower back is hurting very bad right now.  Thanks guys.



Stay strong in the Lord,
Matt Raley

I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God for the 
salvation of everyone who believes: first for the Jew, then for the Gentile.  
For in the Gospel a righteousness from God is revealed, a righteousness that is 
by faith from the first to last, just as it is written: "The righteous will 
live by faith."  Romans 1:16-17
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