chialpha-l: My Futile Attempt To Enlighten Your Minds

[Matthew Raley <mwr2@ra.msstate.edu>]

Fellow Brothers and Sisters,

After months of studying under the grand-masters, Ben Rogers and Daniel Sours, 
I felt that it was time for me to bravely attempt to add to the already 
undescribable compilation of this world's greatest insight and enlightenment.  
It is an honor to have learned from Ben and Daniel's Countless hours of 
meditation.  As I pondered Daniel's "Vineman" proverd, a similar comparison of 
the wise and foolish struck almost like lightning from the heavens.

The wise man surveys the land with its vast resources.  He envisions how this 
land will provide him food and all his body's needs.  The foolishman dives 
belly first onto the ground, shoves hand fulls of soil into his mouth, and 
yells, "All you can eat buffet!!!!"

These other powerful insights came to me last night as allowed my mind to 
ponder the vastness of this great universe.

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just 
go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some really good ideas.

If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up 
to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to 
say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."

My friends I hope you have grown as a result of these insights.  Let us press 
on in our search for wisdom and enlightenment.

Stay strong in the Lord,
Matt Raley
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