Ahoy dear seekers of wisdom from times past. I am deeply sorry for the lapse of time that master ben and I have kept wisdom withheld from you. This is the reason that I send the following wisdom. It is a refreshing thought of pure golden wisdom that will dance on your brain cells and filtrate into the inner most parts of your thoughts...well enough delay, here it is.
At first I thought a good way to get people to dig you some flower beds for free would be to call the police and say you buried some bodies in your backyard. But here's the catch: they dig everywhere, not just where you tell them to.
Wow. Now wasn't that refreshing? If not, try this...
When I gave the bellboy his tip, he just sort of snarled at me. So I gave him some more money, but he just kept snarling. More money, more snarling. Finally I realized, Hey, you're not the bellboy, this is a robbery!
I asked him anyway if he would carry my bag, but he wouldn't.
What a prick. Wouldn't even carry my bag. Anyway, here is a classic for all of you married freaks (HA!)...
Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder and lightning.
...the wisdom speaks for itself.
Enjoy!
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