computerdisc-l: FW: Fwd: Happy Halloween

["Cassandra Stevens" <omscas@hotmail.com>]

Cassandra Stevens
Oxford, Mississippi, USA
http://home.olemiss.edu/~cas/
cas@olemiss.edu

> From: augary22@aol.com
> To: becky@fcncorp.com, jadlerdvm@yahoo.com, orffman@charter.net,        
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> Subject: Fwd: Happy Halloween
> Date: Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:07:37 -0400
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: stanleycrow@bellsouth.net
> To: augary22@aol.com
> Sent: Wed, 25 Oct 2006 8:00 PM
> Subject: Happy Halloween
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>   A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
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> when behind him he hears:
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> Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of 
> an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
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> Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing 
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> FASTER...
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> FASTER...
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> BUMP...
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> He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, 
> slams and locks the door behind him.
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> However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket 
> clapping
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> clappity-BUMP...
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> clappity-BUMP...
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> clappity-BUMP...on his heels.
>     The terrified man runs.
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> Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is 
> pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
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> With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
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> Bumping and clapping toward him.
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> The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
> but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
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> Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
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> and,
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> (hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
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> The coffin stops
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