tkt8763-01: Fw: REAL LIFE QUOTES (fwd)

[Marilyn Dossett Bowen <mdb7@ra.msstate.edu>]

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        Marilyn D. Bowen B.S.,M.S.          MDB7@Ra.MsState.edu
      Graduate Assistant    Department of Technology and Education
                        Mississippi State University                        

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>Thought this might start out week off with a chuckle!!!!

I guess we also better watch what we say! HA!
Marilyn Bowen 
> 
>  REAL LIFE NOTABLE "QUOTABLES"
> 
>  Read em and Weep !
> 
>   1. Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?  Answer: "I
> 
>         would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
> because if
>         we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
> but we
>         cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
>         ---Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest (is she a
> blonde?).
> 
> 
>   2. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
>         rates in the country."
>         ---Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
> 
>   3. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
>         ---Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
> 
>   4. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
>         world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like
> that but
>         not with all those flies and death and stuff."
>          ---Mariah Carey, pop singer
> 
>   5. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We
> 
>          are the president."
>         ---Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed
> documents.
> 
>  6. "The police are not here to create disorder.  They're here to
>         preserve disorder."
>          ---Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968
> Democratic Party
>         convention.
> 
>   7. "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
>          ---Former French President Charles de Gaulle.
> 
>   8. "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with
> the
> law."
>         ---David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations
> that he
>         failed to pay his taxes.
> 
>   9. "The Internet is a great way to get on the Net."
>          ---Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole.
> 
>  10. "Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
>          ---Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower.
> 
>  11. "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
>          ---Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
> 
>   12. "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
>          ---Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
> 
> 
>   13. "Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the
>         same reactions in the brain as marijuana....The researchers also
> discovered
>          other similarities between the two, but can't remember what
> they are."
>          ---Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22.
> 
>   14. "It's like an Alcatraz around my neck."
>         ---Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces.
> 
>  15. "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
>         --Former Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark
> 
>  16. "They're multi-purpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they
> 
>         take them off."
>         ----Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company
> charged the
>         Air Force nearly $1,000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.
> 
>  17. "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
>          ---Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle.
> 
>  18. When on a tour of Thomas Jefferson's home and looking at all the
>         statues of the former presidents, he said "Who are those guys?"
>         ---vice president Al Gore
> 
>  19. When questioned about his illegal fundraising activities, "There is
> 
>          no controlling legal authority over me in this."
>         ---vice president Al Gore
> 
> 
>  20. "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who
>         make them unsafe."
>         ---Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
> 
>   21. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
> part
>          of your life."
>         ---Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson
> for a
>         federal anti-smoking campaign.
> 
>  22. "The president has kept all of the promises he intended to keep."
>         ---Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on "Larry King
> Live."
> 
>  23. "After finding no qualified candidates for the position of
>         principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the
> appointment
> of
>         David Steele to the post."
>         ---Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode
> Island.
> 
>  24. "Yeah, I smoked marijuana, but I didn't inhale."
>         ---president William Jefferson Blythe Clinton >>
> 
> 
> 
> 


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