EVENTS
Mon. Wed. Fri.
there will be an aias table set up outside the library... members may pick up their new issue of "crit" magazine and their tickets(free) to the beaux arts ball also nonmember tickets will be $5. t-shirts will be
$10(mem)
$12(non.mem).
If you want a copy of that nifty poster, we'll sell those too $2.50 for the small one $5 for the big one on heavy poster paper
Discount on next year's aias dues.... $39 instead of 45. c'mon go ahead and get it out of the way.... this offer from the national office good only through june 1
Tue.
7:00 BAB committee meets to cast bodyparts in plaster
Wed.
all day PROFESSOR IMPERSONATION - SARC students become the faculty (or vice versa) for the day. the best attire wins you a prize donated by Main Street Gallery
12-1:00
AIAS ELECTIONS. candidates will be:
pres. kyle kish
v.pres. casey newman
sec. brian conner
treas. josh keith
hist. no candidate
candidates letters of intent are posted on the library glass. all ballods will contain the official candidates and a write-in slot.
3:45
gather in the auditorium for presentation of the best faculty impersonation.
4:00
lecture - Dan RockhillThurs.
workshop - Dan Rockhill

3:30
BEAUX ARTS BALL PICNIC on the lawn in front of the offices.... food and music by SARC's very own.... bring your own instrument. (sponsored by Tau Sigma Delta)
KISS the COW CONTEST - whichever crit gets the most money deposited in his/her container (on the library desk) has to get a little lovin' from the university heiffer. which one will it be:
fazio
romer
poros
criss
perkes

COW CHIP BINGO - buy a square, the cow poops on it.... you win!!! see posters for details. sponsored by NOMAS and AIAS
Fri.
12:00
FRIDAY FORUM - PAINT DAY. paint the plaster body parts used to set the mood of the Ball
Sat. night
BEAUX ARTS BODY ART BALL - featuring the Puerto Rican Rum Drunks dress as your favorite classical or contemporary artwork or as your own masterpiece.... let your 'self' be the canvas!!! another prize from Main St. Gallery for the most creative body.